Gee, and I didn't get a steak dinner and a movie before getting bent over and screwed sideways. I just checked my 401k and the year to date is -40%. NEGATIVE FORTY FUCKING PERCENT. I think they bruised one of my kidneys with the proper fucking I've received.
The finance guys say that it's OK because with the prices down, and the same money going in, that I'm actually not losing anything because I'm buying more stocks so when the market rebounds, I'll have more money.
He got mad when I asked him how he could spew bullshit out of his mouth with a straight face. I then pressed him if he was going to be the next spokesman for big tobacco. I love watching suits squirm. Market rebound... that's a good one. Maybe in 2045 it will rebound.
Well I figured I would die either at my desk, or like Elvis, on the hopper. Maybe on the hopper at work! There is no way in Sam Hill I'll be able to retire, so I'll be working from my deathbed to pay the hospital bills.